all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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