Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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