I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
