i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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