Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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