I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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