She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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