she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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