Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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