But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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