? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Quick, to the slutcave!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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