No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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