I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The adults are the big ones right?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
