You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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