he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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