It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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