i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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