Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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