We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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