He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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