Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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