so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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