I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Enjoy the penises
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
