So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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