scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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