Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
