when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you would pick up someone in the library
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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