North Korea, Best Korea!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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