You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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