Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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