she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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