oh god the rape fog is back!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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