You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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