Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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