look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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