real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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