i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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