Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you win again, gameday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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