i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
my shit smells like andre
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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