hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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