i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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