fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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