Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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