my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
