More tranny stories later!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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