we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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