your thong is hanging out like whoa
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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