Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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