scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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