I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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