im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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